June 2013
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT you are allowed to feel proud of yourself for things that might seem silly to other people, like getting better at a video game or putting together a nice outfit for the next morning or finishing a book. You deserve to feel proud for your accomplishment.
A haiku about Mario Kart
Are you kidding me
Who the fuck threw that blue shell
I will fuck you up
*Croak*: Pokemon X & Y Rumors →
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- New Pokemon named “Elvany” which is Flying/Fairy will be revealed soon.
- Skrelp evolves into “Weedra” which is Poison/Water and learn the moves Belch and Signal Beam.
- Clauncher evolves Twice. His final evolution, “Slingray” is Water/Electric and learns “Blister Blast” a…
when i was at my first high school there was this really religious girl who would tell you off if you swore or said stuff like ‘oh my god’ and then one day she wouldn’t stop correcting the science teacher and he just turned around and went “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SOPHIE SHUT THE FUCK UP” and she freaked out and started praying and then the next week her parents tried to sue the teacher
why are blonde jokes so short?
so men can remember them
this took an unexpected turn
Not if you just asked for directions.
How to Draw Manga
Now you know
omg crying
the fact that almost all of these are chris hart though
My baby brother’s first girlfriend recently confessed to thinking they were actually a boy. I asked my brother if this bothered him. His response was:
“Well, yeah. If I had have known they were a boy when we were going out, I would have said I had a boyfriend, not a girlfriend.”
He was ten.
